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I’ll cry at my wedding because it’s a miracle it’s happening

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matberninger:

my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another 

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Perfect overkill.

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tworepublic:

HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK WE INVENTED THEM WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US

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hotdogheroine50:

the moment you knew this was going to be the best fucking game you ever played

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jpgay:

burn down my school and i’ll promote you

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nowyoukno:

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  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
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when kids show u their drawings

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